10/2/8:

KEG Thrown In Jail, Released In Time To Rock Funhouse and REVERB Fest...

After returning from his successful recent European Jaunt, The Lone Ranger Of Rock was surprised to find the cavalry waiting for him when he re-entered The United States.

It seems that The Lone Ranger Of Rock missed a court appearance, and The Court Of Seattle was not happy about it.

The Port Authority picked KEG up at Customs and gave him a new pair of bracelets as well as a courtesy ride to King County Detention Facility, where he got his picture taken AND received a new red jumpsuit.

KEG posted bail the same day, just in time to ROCK The Funhouse tonight and The Seattle Weekly REVERB Festival THIS Saturday!

Mugshots coming soon of The Outlaw Lone Ranger Of Rock.

10/1/8:

Win Tickets To See KEG at Seattle Weekly REVERB Festival!

The 5th Annual Seattle Weekly REVERB Festival is coming up THIS SATURDAY, 10/4 Team, and to kick it off the party properly, KEG will be giving away tickets!

To be eligible to win, all you need to do is comment on one of KEG's YouTube videos.

Whoever leaves the best comment for KEG's video will win two tickets to Saturday's REVERB Festival!

All you have to do is comment for a chance to win! May the best comment win!

Comment NOW! http://www.youtube.com/kegrocks

Winners will be notified THIS Friday (10/3) KEG will contact you through your Youtube account!

KEG's Cell Phone Stolen in Customs...

KEG's cell phone was stolen when he returned to the USA after his recent European jaunt. We apologize if you've been trying to get a hold of The Lone Ranger. It's been a pain in the ass. The KEG phone will be back online tommorow (10/2) If you need to talk to him before then, please email him at keg@kegrocks.com or speak to him face to face at The Funhouse tommorow!

MORE SHOWS...

The party never stops with The Lone Ranger Of Rock! Check out the Shows Page for freshly added KEG Rock Extravaganzas! Want KEG to play for you? Email Viking Management now-keg@kegrocks.com

THANKS!

KEG would like to thank his friends (longtime and new) for making his recent appearances in Europe and LA so exciting! KEG can't wait to see you again!

Special Thanks: Baby, Johnny Cat, The Renaissance, DWK

9/13/8:

KEG in Eastern Europe!

The Lone Ranger Of Rock has made a surprise spontaneous jaunt to Eastern Europe for a string of shows and appearances.

As we write, KEG will definitely stop in Leipzig, Germany, Munich, Germany, Prague, Czech Republic, and Paris, France!

Check back on kegrocks.com or the KEG Myspace page for the latest updates on KEG in Eastern Europe!

Gruesome Twosome For Life!

KEG ROCKS REVERB Festival...

KEG has been tapped to rock the first annual Seattle Weekly REVERB Festival!

Seattle Weekly has hand-selected the local artists that impact the Seattle music scene and KEG has been chosen!

60 acts will perform at REVERB Festival in downtown Ballard 10.4.2008. Tickets are only 8 bucks!

Don't miss it!

KEG rocks REVERB Festival on the ROCK Stage at Bit Saloon in Ballard at 6pm 10.4.8. Let's rock!

Look for KEG in upcoming issues of Seattle Weekly covering REVERB Festival!

8/11/8:

KEG Rocks New York City!

The Lone Ranger Of Rock will make his Big Apple debut THIS WEEK for a string of appearances in the city that never sleeps.

NYC KEG fans are in for a treat!

Check kegrocks.com and KEG's Myspace for the latest updates on New York City appearances!

KEG Studio Update...

"Hey Team!

The new album is coming together quickly. It sounds PHENOMENAL! I can't wait for you to hear it.

Viking Management and I have revised the album deadline.

We both agreed that if it takes me a lil' longer to make the new record bad-ass, then the wait is well worth it!

I'll have more good news for ya soon.

Bring Back The Rock!"

*KEG*

NEW SHOWS, KEG opens for Vains Of Jenna...

More shows have been added to the non-stop party that is the 2008 Lone Ranger Of Rock World Tour!

KEG's added dates in NEW YORK CITY, a few benefit shows, AND a return to Bellingham when school's back in session!

The next one is THIS WEEK 8/13. KEG will open for Vains Of Jenna! You've seen the Sweedish glam sensations on Viva La Bam or the recent RATT/POISON tour!

KEG rocks with Vains Of Jenna THIS Wednesday, 8/13 at O' Toole's in Lakewood, WA. This show is All-Ages and KEG's kickin' off the party! Don't miss it!

Check Out New KEG Live Footage...

Check out the hot new footage of KEG's recent rockin' show on Pier 66.

You can FEEL the pouring rain and rock kicks right from your computer!

Check out KEG's live videos now!

Special thanks to Baby.

Thank You!

KEG would like to thank all of his friends for coming out, rockin out and making his recent return to Whidbey so special! Thanks again! Special thanks to Steve and OHT.

KEG would also like to thank TechReady for inviting him to play their fantastic conference at Pier 66! You guys know how to party! Special thanks to Paul Jensen.

KEG would also like to thank Local Chaos and The Quarterback's crew for making KEG's first trek to Bellingham so special! Special thanks to The Heat Rays and The Peggy Homeys.

8/9/8:

Hey Team!

KEG's wrappin' it up in the studio this weekend.

Check out these bad-ass new videos from KEG's recent show at Pier 66 on YouTube.

KEG will return shortly with exciting news on the new album!

7/25/8:

KEG Returns To Whidbey Saturday!

This Saturday, Whidbey Island's in for a real treat.

KEG makes his return to rock The Oak Harbor Tavern THIS Saturday 7.26!

KEG kicks it off at 8:45 and The Skexies, The Contra, and Human Infest are also rockin!

Don't miss KEG's rare return to Whidbey THIS Saturday!

Let's rock!

KEG w/ The Skexies,The Contra and Human Infest

Oak Harbor Tavern

Sat. 7.26 8:45PM

940 SE Pioneer Way

Oak Harbor WA 98277

KEG in the studio!

KEG has been LIVING in the studio the past week recording the follow-up to last year's critically acclaimed "Audio Adrenaline."

Here's an update from the man himself:

Hey Team!

The new album is coming together very quickly. We spent a TON of time preparing for this album and it's paying off enormously.

This is BY FAR my FAVORITE recording session to date AND the songs are phenomenal! I can't wait for you to hear it!

At this pace, we should be wrapped by the end of July!

Bring Back The Rock!

*KEG*

KEG Survives Tour Bus Disaster...

The Lone Ranger Of Rock was riding out into the sunset in his prestigious motor coach when the brakes suddenly went COMPLETELY out on I-5 Southbound.

We're not talkin' brake fade either, Team. There was NOTHING! No brakes. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Zero.

AND no E-Brake!

The Lone Ranger Of Rock rustled the raging bull off the road to safety.

No one was injured, no vehicles were damaged, and The Lone Ranger Of Rock walked away without a scratch.

Highway Patrol and the tow truck driver both told The Lucky Bastard Of Rock that it was a miracle that he was able to get the tour bus off the road alive and safe.

The tour bus is back to full strength after being in repaired for nearly two weeks by trained professionals.

More importantly, our KEG is alive and well and kickin' ass! We've never been happier to report good news.

7/8/8:

KEG WILL NOT Be Appearing At The Bit Tonight...

If you were planning on checking out KEG tonight at The Bit Saloon...DON'T!

KEG will not be performing at The Bit Saloon tonight.

The promoter that had previously booked KEG at The Bit is no longer working with the venue.

Sorry for any inconvenience. KEG loves rockin' The Bit and looks forward to getting back into The Bit Saloon again soon!

Check the KEG Shows Page for the latest updates!

7/7/8:

KEG Loses His Contacts, Gains Management...

Hey Team!

Hope you had a bad-ass 4th Of July Weekend!

KEG had a little TOO MUCH fun on the 4th, resulting in a broken cell phone!

The cell phone is NOT a guitar that can be smashed, KEG! Didn't you get the memo?

As a result, KEG has lost ALL of his contacts in the KEG phone.

If he hasn't called you, THIS is the reason why! The Lone Ranger Of Rock is NOT being a dick.

Give him a call or shoot him a text so he can save your number again. 425-773-4KEG(4534)

Sorry for the inconvenience.

And now for the BIG news...

KEG welcomes Viking Management to the party!

KEG has signed with powerhouse management group Viking Management, led by Erik Erikson, the well-connected, world-traveling representative of ROCK.

Erik will bring his experienced, aggressive "Viking" style of management to the round table, to further help blast The Lone Ranger Of Rock into the stratosphere!

The Lone Ranger Of Rock and The Viking are working closely together plotting the course for the next KEG adventure. KEG will hand over the reins to Erik and Viking for ALL booking and management matters beginning August 1st, 2008.

Erik will take care of ALL management and booking inquiries via the KEG email, keg@kegrocks.com Contact him to get your KEG!

These are exciting times, Team! Live it up!

Skoal!

Congratulations Doug and Penny!

6/30/8:

After months of writing, rewriting, demo-ing, rocking out, smashing equipment, ripping pants, getting tossed out of bars, and waking up with headaches and mysterious bruises, KEG will FINALLY enter the studio July to record the much-anticipated follow-up to last year's "Audio Adrenaline."

A fine wine should NEVER be served before its time, and KEG is readily prepared to give you his BEST work to date.

The Lone Ranger Of Rock's latest release will be recorded on state-of-the-art equipment with a seasoned producer at an undisclosed location.

But the party doesn't stop here, Team. Mass improvements are being made to KEG's live show, as well as improvements for new album's distribution.

If you liked Shitfaced Radio, you're gonna LOVE what we have in store for you.

If you like KEG's current merch, you're gonna LOVE what we have in store for you.

If you like KEG's show, you're gonna LOVE what we have in store for you.

If you like KEG's music, you're gonna LOVE what we have in store for you.

This is our era, Team. Brace yourselves, cuz we're crankin' it up!

Bring Back The Rock!

Party With KEG This Week, And Next Week, And The Week After...

If you're like us, it's tough trying to make it all the way to the weekend to party it up. It's even WORSE having to wait that long to catch KEG live.

Well wait no more, Team, as you can now party with KEG on a weekly basis!

On Wasted Wednesdays, party it up with KEG at The Little Red Hen on Woodlawn Ave in Greenlake-area Seattle. KEG will rock some of his favorite karaoke songs and party it up with host Dangerous Dan McKay. Enjoy Budweiser and Tequila specials!

and...

On Thirsty Thursdays, catch KEG rockin' some acoustic songs at open-mic at The Whisky Bar on 2nd & Virginia in downtown Seattle. Hosted by Lou.

Break up the grind of the week and come party with KEG Wednesdays at The Little Red Hen or Thursdays at The Whisky Bar!

***Unless otherwise noted, KEG will appear weekly at these events. KEG WILL be there. It WILL be fun. These WILL NOT be your traditional plugged-in, balls-out, fully-equipped, over-the-top, extravagant KEG shows. Nothing beats those. To catch your favorite "traditional" KEG show that you know and love, please visit the KEG Shows Page.***

6/6/8:

KEG's on Skype!

The Lone Ranger Of Rock now has a Skype account!

Add KEG on Skype and you can video chat with the wild man himself!

User: kegrocks

Experience KEG face-to-face from ANY internet connection around the world!

Brace yourself.

Skype is free. Get it now.

A lot of you have been asking "WHAT ELSE is KEG going to do with that webcam?"

More on that later...

5/23/8:

KEG returns to the fabulous Sunset Tavern Tonight!

It's Friday Night.

It's Memorial Weekend.

AND

KEG is returning to ROCK The Sunset Tavern in Ballard TONIGHT!

KEG and The Sunset are an excellent pair. Put the two together and you get one HELL of an UNBELIEVABLE show!

AND if that ain't enough, Supernauty, the famed Black Sabbath tribute will ALSO rock tonight!

Don't miss it!

KEG @ The Sunset Tavern TONIGHT 10PM

5433 Ballard Ave NW

Seattle 98107

5/21/8:

Budweiser will be sponsoring the show at The High Dive tonight!

We have Budweiser.

We have KEG.

Get ready for one HELL of a party!

Also rockin are The Blue Ribbon Boys, Boot Liquor, The Heat Rays, and Sir Mark The Poet!

Don't miss it! Celebrate Wasted Wednesday tonight w/ KEG.

*KEG*: The Lone Ranger Of Rock

www.kegrocks.com

Budweiser and Local Chaos Presents:
The Blue Ribbon Boys
KEG
The Heat Rays
Boot Liquor
Sir Mark The Poet
Tonight 9pm The High Dive
513 N 36th St. #G
Seattle WA 98103
 

5/18/8:

KEG & Neutralboy in Bremerton TODAY!

Hey Team!

I know you LOVE surprises, and I have a HELL of a special surprise for you today!

Come down to Bremerton's Ploy Studios TODAY at 6pm for an extra special, extra rare, extra rockin' KEG & NEUTRALBOY Welcome Home Show!

The critically-acclaimed punk rockers from Bremerton, Neutralboy, have just gotten back from a very successful tour, and they're ending it on a high note tonight in their home town with The Lone Ranger Of Rock!

What's JUST as cool is that the show will be at Bremerton's Premier Screen Printing Studio, PLOY STUDIOS!

Join us for ROCK TODAY, 5/18 6PM at Ploy Studios in Bremerton!

xo

*KEG*

KEG & Neutralboy TODAY 5.18 @ Ploy Studios, Bremerton. 6pm

609 4th ST
Bremerton
WA
98337

Check out Neutralboy- http://www.myspace.com/neutralboy

Check out Ploy Studios- http://www.ploystudios.com
 

5/16/8:

KEG Under-Age Fun...

Tonight, KEG will make his much-awaited return to Redmond's Old Firehouse Teen Center to ROCK the All-Ages rock n rollers!

KEG is THRILLED to be back at OFH again after his fabulous track record with the legendary venue, and he can't wait to rock the kids!

Don't miss this rare special early All-Ages KEG show tonight at OFH. This show will help support The Teen Center AND All-Ages KEG Shows don't happen often enough!

See you tonight!

*KEG*

KEG w/ The Curbside Avengers @ Old Firehouse Teen Center in Redmond

Show at 8:15. KEG headlines at 9:45 Always All-Ages!

Old Fire House Teen Center
15610 NE 79th St.
Redmond, WA 98052
[Office] 425.556.2370
[Fax] 425.556.4219
oldfirehousebooking@gmail.com
www.theoldfirehouse.org
www.myspace.com/ofh
 

5/9/8:

KEG rocks out with his cock out...literally...

As KEG ripped into his high-energy show at The Skylark in West Seattle last night, something else also ripped...the crotch of his pants. 

KEG's package proceeded to pop out and steal the show.

Sources say that the "trouser malfunction" occurred after KEG executed one of his signature "rock-kicks".

KEG covered his very breathable pants with red duct tape to finish the show.

Here are some comments from fans who witnessed the show:

"KEG LITERALLY rocked out with his cock out. What a rock star!"

-JP

"I knew KEG what a multi-instrumentalist, but I didn't think he'd pull out the ORGAN for this show."

-GT

"I went out to have a smoke and fuckin' missed it! FUCK!"

-AD

"I got more than what I paid for."

-P

KEG was available for brief comment on the trouser malfunction:

"Good thing we weren't playing the Super Bowl. 93.2 Million viewers wouldn't have been as cool as The Skylark audience. The Skylark ROCKS!"

KEG will rock The Irish Emigrant (with a new pair of pants) tonight on University Way in Seattle at 10pm.

5/5/8:

Sir Mark's Cinco De Drinko Burlesque Bash TONIGHT!

Happy Cinco De Drinko, team! I wish you a wild and crazy 5th of May.

The party is goin down TONIGHT at The Bit Saloon in Ballard. We have everything you need!

Sir Mark The Poet is bringin you THE ULTIMATE Cinco De Mayo party tonight at The Bit, with EIGHT of the hottest Burlesque performers, Drink Specials, and LIVE music from yours truly! Sir Mark The Poet will host the GIANT party showing off his signature scriptures!

Don't miss it!

Sir Mark The Poet's Cinco De Drinko Burlesque Bash w/ live music by KEG!

4818 17th Ave (& Leary) Seattle/Ballard

8pm-doors
8:30pm-preshow meeting
9pm-KEG and Sir Mark intro
9:10pm-Scandal from Bohemia
9:20pm-Beautiful Disaster
9:30pm-Jacqueline Hyde
9:40pmLady Sparrow
9:50pm-Lucky Lucy O'Rebel
10pm-Lolita L'Amour
10:10pm-KEG & Sir Mark 1st set outro
10:30pm-10:40pm-intermission
10:40pm-Scandal from Bohemia
10:50pm-Beautiful Disaster
11pm-Jacqueline Hyde
11:10pm-Lady Sparrow
11:20pm-Lucky Lucy O'Rebel
11:30pm-Lolita L'Amour
11:40pm-KEG & Sir Mark outro
12am-finis

See ya tonight!

Salut!

*KEG*: The Lone Ranger Of Rock
 

5/3/8:

KEG Double-Penetration Tonight!

NO! We're not talkin' about The Lone Ranger Of Rock's infamous home videos. KEG will rock TWO killer shows TONIGHT! Don't miss this record-breaking spectacle!

First off, KEG will kick-off Jesce's Birthday Party at The Funhouse starting at 9pm, then, the party will move over to The Bit Saloon in Ballard for another KILER Local Chaos Production. KEG will rock The Bit Saloon at 11pm.

Catch KEG early, Pre-funk and catch him later, OR take The Team Shitfaced Challenge and catch BOTH shows! It's gonna be a HELL of a party and it's all goin' down tonight on this glorious May 3rd!

Expect some home videos to pop-up after tonight!

Attention Musicians: KEG's selling more KILLER GEAR! Check it out...

KEG's doing some Spring Cleaning and unloading more un-used gear to the masses. Check it out! If you're interested, get in touch with The Lone Ranger now, before it's all gone!

*KEG*: The Lone Ranger Of Rock

keg@kegrocks.com

425-773-4KEG

5/1/8:

Happy May-Day, team!

I have a lot more fun surprises that I'm about to reveal to you. Check back soon!

Join me tonight at the 2008 Dead Baby Bikes International Independent Film Festival!

2407 1st Ave @ The Belltown Underground Exhibition Center!

Doors are at 7pm.

See ya soon!

xo

*KEG*

www.deadbabybikes.org

4/21/8:

KEG PA Speakers For Sale!

Attention Fellow Rockers:

KEG is unloading his 2 Giant Rock N Roll PA Speakers...for dirt cheap!

These babies are LOUD AS HELL, but The Lone Ranger Of Rock hardly gets to use 'em.

Most places KEG gets to play already have bad-ass sound systems, and The Lone Ranger Of Rock doesn't need to carry in any MORE gear!

Check 'em out. Let KEG know if you're interested:

 

 

   


2 Peavey TLS4X Pro PA Speakers. $500

 Each speaker has 2x15 woofers plus a horn. Superb sound quality and ultra sturdy build built to last. Super loud! 1000 watts. PERFECT for live, studio, or rehearsal use. Light weight. Easy to carry. There are carrying handles on each speaker.

Also included are (2) 50' gold speaker cables. Gold is the BEST conductor, carrying the best sound quality, and the cable length will make virtually ANY setup possible. A $100 value.

Thanks for looking!

I look forward to hearing from you! Get 'em while they're hot!

*KEG*

425-773-4KEG
keg@kegrocks.com  

4/19/8:

I'd like to thank our new friends who came and sipped chai and ROCKED with me last night at Mr. Spot's!

What's better than a FREE All-Ages KEG show?

A FREE All-Ages KEG show with a bad-ass crowd and two other rockin' bands!

Thanks again!

*KEG*: The Lone Ranger Of Rock

PS-My ass is healing nicely from busting it falling on the floor last night!

Special Thanks to: Mr. Spots, Sir Mark, Crowfoots, Laguna, RJB Photography, Brandee, Jessie, The Stranger, The Sinner, Jeremy, Cat, DWK, House White Wine, Simmons Drums, Behringer.

Check Out KEG's new show...

Check out the constantly improving, wild and crazy KEG show!

KEG's added MONSTER drums and new songs to the mix! See you next show!

Shitfaced Radio...

Yo Team!

If you haven't yet, be sure to check out the latest episode of Shitfaced Radio!

You'll love the latest episode, recorded live at Portland's Towne Lounge. It's out biggest episode yet, PACKED with killer tunes and crazy times!

We've listened to your suggestions to fine tune the show the way you like it!

LISTEN NOW

Send me your requests, suggestions, and submissions- keg@kegrocks.com

4/16/8:

Hey Team!

Happy WASTED WEDNESDAY!

Here's a brand-new episode of Shitfaced Radio! Check it out now.

Join me THIS Friday at Mr. Spot's Chai House in Ballard.

It's FREE.

It's All-Ages.

AND Sir Mark and Laguna will also perform! Don't miss it!

FRI 4.18 KEG @ Mr. Spot's Chai House, Ballard

For more information, please visit the KEG Shows Page.

Cheers!

*KEG*

4/12/8:

Hey Team!

It's been a while!

They say "Time flies when you're having fun."

Well, time's been flyin' like a mofo!

I promise to update you more often on upcoming news, but I'm sure I've gotten the pleasure of seeing a lot of you IN PERSON recently, as the party continues to ROLL, baby!

And if I missed ya, email me: keg@kegrocks.com

Don't be shy!

Luv,

*KEG*

And now for the latest awesomest KEG news:

SHITFACED RADIO RETURNS...

Remember a while back when we kicked-off Shitfaced Radio to rave reviews, then we didn't release anymore episodes?

I know, we're such a tease.

Well, KEG's disk drive broke on his computer, making it impossible to transfer the Shitfaced Radio files to you.

It was NOT because KEG spilled beer on his computer...

Anyways, the disk drive is fixed, and Shitfaced Radio has returned!

Starting Tax Day, (4/15) we'll unveil a brand new episode of Shitfaced Radio! That'll give ya SOMETHING to look forward to April 15th!

More new episodes are on the way with all the latest madness!

Get ready!

Check out the latest episode now...

MORE SHOWS! NEW SHOWS! BETTER SHOWS!

The KEG party continues to roll with even MORE killer shows being added to The 2008  Lone Ranger Of Rock World Tour!

Jump on the bandwagon Team, cuz KEG's party never stops!

BUT WAIT...THERE's MORE!

KEG's updated the show with brand new gear and song additions!

That's right, your favorite One-Man Butt-Rock Show got even BETTER!

KEG's added GIANT Arena Drums to the show that fit his stage persona perfectly!

We're talkin' like Alex Van Halen, Chris Slade, Bonzo-BALLSY drums!

GET READY!

AND The Lone Ranger Of Rock has once again fondled with the set list, throwing in some more tasty treats!

Witness the constantly and never-ending improvement of KEG's spectacular show at one of the next upcoming dates!

Check out the KEG Shows Page for the latest and JOIN THE PARTY!

Somethin' Brewin...

Speaking of spectacular shows, KEG's pleased to tease you with some exciting events he's working on, for your enjoyment.

We aren't gonna let the cat outta the bag YET. You'll have to check back soon for the latest dirt, but KEG's working on seperate sexy projects with these two entities:

__ __ __      __ __ __ __     __ __ __    __ __ __ __

__ __ __      __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __

KEG Family Jules...

KEG would like to thank Jules Maes, Local Chaos, and YOU for coming out and havin' a ball with us at Jules Maes Saloon recently!

KEG busted the D string opening the show with "Lone Ranger Of Rock."

With his backup guitar in the shop and the clock tickin', KEG decided to rough it, punk-rock style, and carry on rockin' the show!

The Lone Ranger Of Rock didn't miss a beat as he changed the ENTIRE set list to fit without the D string, wowing the crowd, and flying through the Finish Line on the seat of his ass!

This is what KEG said about the well-received, spontaneous show:

"It feels so awesome to know that even when the shit hits the fan, I'm still able to entertain my fans. It was a refreshing experience that I hope to NEVER do again, but I'm happy to know I can do this with one hand tied behind my back!."

Fuck yeah, KEG! Keep rockin!

Winterland: Twice Is Nice...

KEG would like to thank the awesome, sexy, supportive, party animals of Bremerton who showed KEG lots of love at his return to Winterland!

What a bad-ass show!

KEG rocked an EXTRA-SPECIAL set for Tony and The Winterland Crew, partied in The Peggy, and competed in a Shitfaced Pogo Championship at Ploy Studios! (Long story...)

Shitfaced Radio was there to capture the event! Check back soon as we bring the wildness to your doorstep!

THANK YOU WINTERLAND!

Special Thanks to: Tony, Heather, Tony, Mikey, Mike, PLOY, Windy, Robs, Kevin.

Escape to the Peninsula and rock out at Winterland!

UPCOMING WINTERLAND SHOWS

Lone Ranger Of Rock World Tour Kicks Off With A BANG!

KEG would like to thank Team members in Honolulu, Hollywood, Las Vegas, and San Francisco for helping make the first leg of the Lone Ranger Of Rock World Tour kick-off with a BANG!

KEG was greeted with unbelievable response!

The shows were great and the parties were greater!

Check back soon for photos and a tour recap!

KEG will be hittin' the road again soon! Check the KEG Shows Page for the latest.

Thanks again!

 

2/27/8:

NEW KEG ALBUM!
 

Due to an overwhelming response, KEG will now release a brand-new full-length packed with pure rockin' unreleased KEG music THIS year.

Check back soon on KEG's myspace for a release date announcement.

"Thanks for your input. Team Shitfaced has spoken! I appreciate your feedback and can't wait for you to hear the new album!"

-KEG, Feburary '08.

What's on your mind?  What would you like to hear? What's your fantasy? Write KEG now:

keg@kegrocks.com

KEG is currently busting his ass putting together the new-full-length for you.

KEG loves you.

UPDATE:

Shhhh........

KEG is currently drinking/recording the new album at Queen Kampiolani Studios in Waikiki Beach, Hawaii.

Don't tell anyone. (Tell everyone!)

KEG's ACTUALLY getting a lot recorded. We're proud of him.

Is KEG disciplined?

OR

Does he have more time to record since the bars shut down at 4AM h
ere?

KEG to ROCK with The Starfuckers!

KEG will return to Hollywood, the Glam-Holy Land, March 6th to rock The Cat Club!

He will open for the legendary Starfuckers: Dizzy Reed (Guns n Roses), Eric Dover (Alice Cooper, Slash's Snakepit, Imperial Drag) Prescott Niles (The Knack)

SO MUCH ROCK in one night! Expect to see Whitey Kirst (Iggy Pop, Web Of Spider) there as well as the lovely actress Sheila Redgate!

 

Shitfaced Radio....

I hope you're enjoying the ALL-NEW Shitfaced Radio, team!

If you haven't yet, download it now at http://www.kegrocks.com/shitfacedradio.htm

The latest episode features kick-ass interviews and music, as well  on-the-scene live at The FUNHOUSE in Seattle! Yeah!

If you're waiting for the next episode, have no fear!

We have more episodes "in the can" (industry lingo) however, my disc drive on my computer broke, so it's taking a lil' longer than expected to get it online.

Check back soon and we'll have the next episode up. I CAN'T WAIT for you to hear it!

xo

*KEG*

2/5/8:

Congratulations to Mike from Vancouver, BC for winning KEG's FIRST guitar and donating $158 to the Musicares Foundation!

Mike will also received an autographed photo of KEG, and a VIP pass to the KEG show of his choice in '08!

Thanks Mike for donating to such an awesome cause! Enjoy the guitar!

Today is a big day for Team Shitfaced!

We have two juicy bits of news to share with you (damn, this is gonna be a fun year!)

The first news is Shitfaced Radio is now airing! Get the first episode NOW.

Shitfaced Radio is being released in an easy-to-use "Episode" style format that can be downloaded directly to your computer or mp3 player.

Shitfaced Radio is totally free. One more cool thing about being a part of our team.

Dowload away!

The Second bit of news is even more exciting...

KEG will be releasing NEW MUSIC this year!

So WHAT is it?

A new full-length?

A new EP?

Another live disc?

A single?

WHAT?!

This is the fun part...

INTRODUCING...

The Team Shitfaced Music Club!

This exciting new way of distributing music will benefit you the best!

Here's how it works:

The 2008 Team Shitfaced Music Club will be released in 6 Volumes over 6 months.

Each month, the latest Volume will come to you packed with 4 BRAND NEW KEG songs, along with 1 song from KEG's out-of-print "Audio Adrenaline".

On top of that, each Volume will also include 10 songs from artists KEG personally recommends.

4 BRAND NEW KEG Songs

1 Out-Of-Print KEG Song

10 New Recommended  Artists' songs

15 Songs on each Volume!

Nice!

This adds up to a total 24 BRAND NEW KEG songs, as well as 6 hard-to-find KEG songs, and 60 songs from hot KEG-recommended artists!

Not only will you get all of the killer new KEG music, but you'll also get the latest library of bad-ass up-and-coming bands!

Each month, get the freshness delivered directly to you!

Rock out to KEG's new cuts AND get the first listen on hot, new associated acts.

We're thrilled to deliver you this kick-ass new music in such a revolutionary format.

It truly is the music for the people...YOU!

Volume 1 of The 2008 Team Shitfaced Music Club will be released 3/23/8, with a new Volume coming out a month later, until the Grand Finale on 9/23/8: KEG's Birthday!

We know you'll love rockin to KEG's new sounds from the upcoming Team Shitfaced Music Club.

Pre-order The Team Shitfaced Music Club now and receive these special bonus gifts:

- Complimentary Ticket for you plus a guest to the VIP Kickoff Party.

- Limited Edition BONUS KEG Music Disc

- A Special Gift in each installment!

- Get your name printed in the liner notes!

- Companion Disc with each Volume w/ commentary by KEG (signed by KEG!)

- Receive it early. All pre-orders will be shipped prior to the release date (3/23/8)

KEG has enough new material here to release two albums.

Even buying all of these songs seperately would cost $30.00. And that's JUST for the KEG music.

We're giving ya 30 KEG songs, PLUS 60 recommended artists' songs AND a bunch of extras for only 10 bucks a Volume.

That's it.

KEG wants to make sure you get a whole lotta bang for that buck.

All pre-orders (made before 2/23) will get all of the bonus gifts listed above (worth more than the price of the Music Club alone!) AND get theirs shipped to them before the release date!

The pre-order price is the amount of the first Volume ($10) you won't be billed for the subsequent volumes until they come out each month.

All orders made after 2/23/8 will receive JUST The Team Shitfaced Music Club Monthly Volumes (5 KEG Songs, 10 songs by like-artists) with none of the bonus gifts.

That's STILL a great deal, but go for the gusto! Get it all!

Order now:

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